"My brake make a weird noise, started yesterday"

Am Customer: Made 'Em Last

What about it?

Factory rear pads on my Civic from 2017 Perfect timing I'd say ~75,000 km

C/S "my phone said I'm being tracked please advise"

What about it?

Found this stuck to the right rear trailing control arm.

Just rolled in for an oil leak concern

Shop pricing (circa 1967) 👴

I present to you my shitty tattoo. Can I join your club now?

Probably already been posted, but GAHDAYUM

Who would willingly slave away with no guarantee of payment?

chAirForce Discount

I didn’t come here to be criticized by a man in a coil!

screenshot from alternate ending of titanic