What should I do in this position?

What do I do in this position? (I'm black)

En passant (?)

What did they finally add?

Day 10: Top comment changes physically ANYTHING about this image. 7th Rank is heptagonal.

At last, my immortal game

I know this is a joke sub, but can we get some love for our boy?

What do I do in this position? (I'm black)

Found in conlangscirclejerk

What do I do in this position? (btw wtf does the green card do?)

My king had no squares to go, so I resigned in this position.