What should I do in this position? (I am the mom)

Why is chess.c*m spreading misinformation?

My knights when I blunder my bishops.

How does the Horsey move?

he has better wifi than me

Ask me a chess question, and edit it to make me look like a terrible person.

What do I do in this position?

What do i do in this position (i get no bitches)

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What do I do in this position? (I'm a leek)

Haha Funny words