Turn to make a new religion just to fuck my mom

Not on my bingo card today

Not a vet tech, still horrified

“re-election condom”

Joe Pasquale the Mad Lad

Comedian Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness

The Queen of Chaos

“No, I don’t listen to anything popular”

If I go to the dentist, they might send me to war

As I placed the last chord of a Cmaj9add4add6(b13), I realized I was gay

My gf thinks sperm cramps are real and I don't know how to confess. I feel guilty.