Was I blessed? Did it finally happen for me? [VA, USA]

Sorry it's a little blurry, he moves fast.

Found in an Amazon delivery. Promptly tossed in the trash. Made in China.

The power of the sun in my paws

“Just one more couldn’t hurt—“

It stalks its prey, until finally seen. It only attacks when you notice it.

Light weapon hurt more

"Ahh, I see you have some undeclared income.."

"What? He had a rather cluttered wardrobe!"

The party giveth and taketh away

Hint in the comments

I need MORE!