Kids today are so weak ha ha funny get it?

Looks like he used Amazon

Gets caught shoplifting alcohol while being pregnant, tries to resist and run the car over the cops. What could go wrong

Karma bot forgets to change account

It's always so entertaining to see this actually happen

Boasting about a felony. Very high IQ move

It will never happen again I guess.

Tell that to yourself...

I love double standards!

An honest mistake

*facepalm noises*

One for the record books