The sidewalk's clean

A foot long was $8, two months ago

Now it $15 for some bad bread and worse toppings

You can notice the stray carts or how many are returned to the corral

Why should you have to pay for your transportation?

Is how I know I'm still a free-thinking, individual.

Annoying, Shocking, and Disappointing

I was told I could not start pumping gas while my cell phone was out because it would cause a fire.

Forbidden pre

I thought how would you even compare both of them

This IS the orgasm you were looking for...

BRO NO