I will go out of my way to never use any of your services/products

OSHA Be Having a Field Day

Feels like it anyway.

This reception is almost over and still no sex. Did reddit lie to me?

The sidewalk's clean

A foot long was $8, two months ago

Now it $15 for some bad bread and worse toppings

You can notice the stray carts or how many are returned to the corral

Why should you have to pay for your transportation?

Is how I know I'm still a free-thinking, individual.

Annoying, Shocking, and Disappointing

I was told I could not start pumping gas while my cell phone was out because it would cause a fire.