Winning the organ transplant lottery, then spitting on everyone who made it possible for you.

My sister tangled my balls

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Why??

Oper!

What Sony describes as "About 70%" battery life

My headphones have a voice that tells me the battery life whenever I put them in my ears. This is "about 70%"

Got this reminder from the vet to get my dead kitten euthanized from the clinic that euthanized her

Peaches was put down a while ago too...

Lazy plumbers installed leaky pipes in my bathroom. Now there are mushrooms growing on my ceiling

This is in a "5 star" hotel

No reasonable economic system would divide wealth like this.

Really?

Omg it looks like Sex! 😱😱🤧🤯🤮😱😱