this game is rigged

Boyfriend cut the remaining bread in half lenghtwise, so now I can't make a sandwich with it

Shamelessly reposting the same video a few hours apart.

Garbage day got skipped cause of Labor Day.

Winning the organ transplant lottery, then spitting on everyone who made it possible for you.

My sister tangled my balls

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Why??

Oper!

What Sony describes as "About 70%" battery life

My headphones have a voice that tells me the battery life whenever I put them in my ears. This is "about 70%"

Got this reminder from the vet to get my dead kitten euthanized from the clinic that euthanized her

Peaches was put down a while ago too...

Lazy plumbers installed leaky pipes in my bathroom. Now there are mushrooms growing on my ceiling