What TIME decides to tweet about

Even if you find my body a little attractive, love you..

Out of ten, how suckable are my nipples?

Charlie don’t surf

Nothing lasts longer than 2 minutes

Money ain't easy to make...

They thought they did something there

Please release me from the void

brace self with peet (big brained)

I always thought Ginger cats were Orange and Golden Retrievers were Yellow. Then they sat next to each other 🤯

“Medicated” braincell didn’t even notice the door being opened

(Light blockage,possibly mucus, but they think the take-home catheter should work)