Panini hoarding the beds

Who's telling me to kill my mom over breakfast?

I understand the spongebob part but not the Dairy Queen part

Please help

How "we all get it" is a clever comeback?

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Well, it's certainly a piece of writing... (found on r/writing, in case it isn't clear)

On a sub about hating the /s people put after sarcastic comments

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How is this funny and sad

Has Nothing to do with the Game