What do i do in this position (i am the robot)

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Holy Hell

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What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

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Wich one of you fuckers did this

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Knight Promotion? (Y/N)

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I'll start "The Queen is pinned and can't move"

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I was playing against Magnus Carlson and I saw he had this printed out. Is this considered cheating?

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New Response Just Dropped

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Literally 1984

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Why didn't Magnus Carlen, the Goat of Chess win 1950 USSR Chess Championship? Was he stupid?

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Can we all agree that this is the best pawn structure?

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