My opponent froze my pawns, so I cannot capture en passant, what do I do????

Who is this? And why do he keep saying holy hell?

Erm, what da tuna

Ah yes the desperate try to save his queen

Alfabeth but ranked

Learn the alphabet

why is this checkmate?? (I'm loosing against the devil)

New match making just dropped

New Response Just Dropped

What do I do in this position? (I'm an actual zombie)

I did it guys, I made the thing