The oldest surviving written word in what would become English: "raïhan"

PGNE dropped a power pole on our shed that we use for a storage just narrowly missing a building that had 2 people and a dog inside

What about it?

2 workers were injured but no life threatening/altering injurys

snake killed by poison of a toad

So this just happened in a freak laundry accident.

What about it?

My nail got caught on my dryer’s lint trap and just kind of… ripped right off. Hurts like hell.

Last of my papers into thick coffee. Oh the joys.

Drove 4 hours on rough roads to get to this spot I've always wanted to fish. Discovered I left my fly box at home. FML.

My spare tire is flat as well

Woman parks Lexus in busy, narrow street during rush hour to drop child off at school, then has casual convo with friends.

Need mental health support? Fuck you, pay us now. Your appointment will be in late July.

I got these two weeks ago....

(Warning: Explosive shit ahead!) I’m provided a porta potty at work, which only I use. A staff told an employee visiting from a different company to use my porta potty and this is how I found it afterwards.