Apparently, God was the one skipping happy hour.

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When I'm out with chicks, I send them home supposedly on my tab, but actually put cash payment and turn on airplane mode right away so she can't call me back.

🤣 - genius move
😐 - you're a dickhead

#cheapskate #dating #scam #cashonly #airplanemode #dateandrun #stingy #douchebag

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Hey shame.
Remembered a story from 6th grade, dad gave me his old touchscreen phone, came to school, all the guys were jealous since they had button phones. So I let my friend check out the phone, he went to gallery and saw a video. Called all the guys to watch this video, and guess what was on it? The video showed dad jerking his dick to the camera...🙃

😂 - traumatized for life
🤮 - dad's home movies

#traumatized #dadsvideo #schoolfail #awkward #scarredforlife #friendssaw #neverlivedown #childhood