Dropped my passport down this hole to nowhere while lining up to board my flight.

Got put on standby due to overbooked flight, then went to the wrong gate, ran across the entire airport and made it just in time, only to then drop my passport through this inaccessible gap on the stairwell. Fml.

D20. My guy ditched me just two damn days after I pushed out our kid. His excuse? "I’m not cut out for this heavy shit, you’re way too intense about it."
Before that, he was practically on his knees begging me to have the baby. Now, he’s shacked up with some TikTok bimbo, posting cringe-ass reels with captions like "baby girl, it’s you and me forever." What a fucking clown show...

#deadbeatdad #heartbreak #tiktokdrama #fuckery

💍 New Rule: Date once a month or pay the damn price!

Fail to tie the knot after just 3 meetups? Then pack your bags, loser, it’s time to serve the Motherland.
Welcome to the wild, twisted circus of Russian laws! @government_circus

#absurdity #russianlaws #wtf #forcedmarriage