My newborn in a body composition pod

Holy shit, the damn pump! Zhora, where the hell were you? That’s how we used to roast this dude at work, down at the construction materials warehouse. The real kicker? We caught this guy red-handed, literally screwing a roll of wallpaper! After that, we never let him live it down—calling him "Zhora, the freaking roll banger." Man, the laughs were endless till he finally quit in shame.

#wtf #workplacehumor #cringe #epicfail

🙈My upstairs neighbor birthed a screaming little demon that’s been driving me up the freakin’ wall with its endless wails.

To escape the ear-piercing shrieks, I started taking more walks, dragging my trusty mutt along for company. That’s how I bumped into this hot neighbor with a dog of his own.

Curious, I figured he was a newbie in the building and casually asked which floor he’s on.
Turns out, he’s right above me. I give him a sympathetic slap on the shoulder, muttering condolences about the tiny terror upstairs.

His face darkens, and he admits he’s at his wits’ end. Half-joking, I throw out the idea of saying screw it all and escaping to some sun-soaked beach,

😱and then he hits me with this response...

#noisyneighbors #escapeplan #doglife #wtf