thoughts?

I'm crammed in a sweaty minibus next to this old geezer, just mindlessly scrolling through my VK feed. Out of nowhere, the dude whips out his ancient phone and starts flaunting memes from his gallery like he’s some kind of internet guru. Most of ‘em were stale as hell, total relics, but I faked a laugh to keep his spirits up. Then, swipe by swipe, shit gets wild—boobs pop up, another pair, then an ass, and holy hell, a straight-up explicit shot!

This old fart’s still got game!
Grandpa’s lost his damn mind!

#unexpected #oldmanvibes #nsfw #wtf

Back in my teenage days, when I was dating a guy older than me, my mom would stitch the zipper of my jeans shut before every date to keep us from getting frisky. So, I turned into a damn blowjob wizard instead! 🍆

#teenrebellion #overprotective #unexpectedskills #wildyouth