Always baffles me there are people just browsing their phone while driving.

Watched her aimlessly scrolling away on her phone, while merging onto the highway. Bonus: Checkout the parking ticket on the dash — perfection! I’m taking a Greyhound right now so have a great vantage point on these idiots. Not nearly the first or even worst I’ve seen on this trip, but the parking ticket really did it for me. Honorable mention to the Ryder truck driver and passenger, both with both hands on their phones.

My buddy, a real hothead since his diaper days, decided to see a shrink to tame his raging temper.
Man, he was a walking volcano, erupting at the slightest nudge!
In a twist of irony, he ended up smashing the psychologist’s nose, claiming the whole “zen bullshit” didn’t work.
Got slapped with probation for his little outburst.
Now, he’s chill as a damn cucumber—turns out nothing calms you down like a brush with the law.
Who needs therapy when you’ve got the cops to make you a saint?

#angerissues #irony #lawandorder #wtf

After a damn long hiatus, I figured I’d hit the gym and squat like a beast.
Ended up staggering home like I’d chugged a bottle of vodka—totally wrecked.
Some old hag on a bench straight-up thought I was a junkie and called the cops on my ass.
Next thing I know, I’m cuffed and hauled off like a common thug. 🤦‍♂️

#gymfail #wtf #cops #misunderstood