'I love my people. I wouldn't want to be anything but a black man. Uh, if God asked me the next life what race I would like to come back as, I'm picking black every day of the week and twice on Sundays...'
My wife’s google search history during a girls’ trip this past weekend.
Back in the day, as a wild little gremlin, I got a sick thrill out of pissing into a water gun and spraying unsuspecting strangers with my homemade brew. Pure chaos, baby! Now, at 26, I’m fresh out of a breakup, feeling like absolute garbage, and guess what? That old, twisted urge is creeping back to mess with people’s day all over again.
#childishpranks #breakupblues #screwit #chaoticenergy
So, I was at this summer camp, right, where instant noodles were straight-up banned, like some kind of contraband. But guess who had a stash? Yours truly, with a damn good haul of that sweet, salty Doshi goodness. Word got out, and suddenly I’m the camp’s underground noodle kingpin. People started hitting me up with trade offers left and right, desperate for a taste. But then this one chick comes up, batting her lashes, and lays it on thick: “How ‘bout you hook me up with some noodles, and I’ll make it worth your while with something... real nice.” Hell, I nearly choked on my own spit!
#campstories #contraband #noodlehustle #wildtimes