My folks hooked me up with a tiny-ass apartment on the city’s edge, and holy shit, I’m obsessed with my neighbors. Sometimes I’ll stomp out onto my balcony and just fucking scream, “I’m so goddamn sick of this crap!” and I swear, at least one or two voices will yell back, “Same here, dude!” 😂

#neighbors #apartmentlife #fml #relatable

I’ve got a wild crush on my college gym teacher—dude’s just 22, and I’m 18, so the vibe’s electric. Tracked him down on social media, slid into his DMs, and holy shit, this guy’s a straight-up pervert! He sent me a disappearing pic of his junk, and now I’m drowning in shame. Fuck, I can’t even deal with this mess… 😞

#crushinghard #shameful #wtf #collegecrush

So, I was grinding away at a pickup point, while my soon-to-be boyfriend was hustling at a convenience store just a meter apart—prime spot, always buzzing with action. We were in the middle of some sweet, flirty vibes, chatting and stealing glances, when we both turn our heads and—holy shit—there’s this hefty granny, no shame in her game, dropping her panties and pissing right on the street next to the store’s trash bin. Her daughter’s just standing there with a kid in tow, like it’s no big deal. Customers around us are losing their minds, jaws on the floor. Me and my guy? We couldn’t hold it in—burst out laughing at this absolute trainwreck of a scene. Somehow, that absurdity brought us even closer, like we were bonding over the chaos. Next thing you know, we’re dating. Oh, and get this—a month later, we’re tying the knot.

#wtf #streetdrama #romancegonewild #whatdidijustsee