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A dad storms into the school to pick up little Vlad.
He spots the kid lounging on the porch like he owns the place.
Vlad smirks and says:
"Hey, Pops, you gotta swing by the principal’s office."
"What the hell did you pull this time, kid?"
"Just go see the principal, trust me."
So, the dad struts down the hall, pushes open the door to the office, and damn—there’s a bombshell of a woman sitting there. Curves for days, barely contained in a skirt that’s more like a belt.
"Are you Vlad’s dad?" she purrs, batting her lashes.
"Uh, yeah, that’s me."
"I’ve got a deal for you. Every time Vlad aces a test, I’ll give you a… personal reward. Let’s just say it’ll be unforgettable."
The dad’s jaw hits the floor, but he’s no idiot. He hires a whole army of top-notch tutors for Vlad that same day.
A month flies by, and Vlad’s racking up perfect scores like it’s a game. Dad’s grinning ear to ear.
He marches back to the principal’s office, waving a stack of report cards.
"Alright, lady, you promised me a wild ride for every A. Check this out—20 straight A’s!"
But the principal just leans back with a sly grin and says:
"Vlad’s a damn genius, no doubt. But… you’ll have to keep reading to find out."

#schoolscandal #hotprincipal #wilddeals #unexpectedtwist

Hey there, dear folks of infamy, do you have any clue what a twisted sexual act really means? According to the wild and raw notes of the USSR Criminal Code from 1982, such an act is defined as one that daringly involves the entry or exit points of the human digestive tract.

Yeah, wrap your head around that, my esteemed comrades!

#taboo #shocking #history #rawtruth