Hey, I’ve got a wild confession to spill…
I used to be pretty chill, but then I stumbled upon a pocket guide to mushrooms, and damn, it flipped a switch in me.
Picture this: some weirdo sprawled out on the bed, jerking off to pictures of fungi while sucking on a gummy worm like it’s a goddamn lifeline.
Fucking epic, right? 😎🔥

#weirdkinks #mushroomfetish #wtf #unhinged

Anon here. I ditched my guy just ‘cause his dick’s a pathetic little thing. We hadn’t even gotten down and dirty yet, and I’m still a virgin myself, but when he spilled the beans that he’s packing a measly 16 cm... I straight-up told him to hit the road, we’re done.

No way I’m settling for a sad little twig!

#breakup #savage #standards #sorrynotsorry

I'm serving in the damn army, married and all. Been away from my city for just 5 months, and already my wife is filing for divorce, getting cozy with my so-called “bro.”
And get this—she’s apparently pregnant, probably with my kid!

#militarylife #betrayal #divorcedrama #wtf