Another wild, jaw-dropping tale from the depths of chaos. P18. So, I’m tangled up in passion with my girl, shrouded in darkness as the vibe demands. Suddenly, she slips away, vanishes, then reappears in the room. I dive back in, lips locked, hands hungry—until I notice her outfit’s completely different. I’m peeling off layers, exploring every damn inch, when bam—the light flicks on. Holy shit, it’s not her. It’s her sister, sent by their mom to grab something from the room. That’s how we ended on that screwed-up note. 🌭

#awkwardashell #wrongperson #epicfail #whatjusthappened

My girl and I get down and dirty with the 69 position now and then, but damn, we always end up bickering over who’s the 6 and who’s the 9 in this twisted game. Last time, the fight got so heated we nearly tore the house down, and I had to storm out just to cool off. Still, no matter the chaos, I’ll always claim my spot as the 9, reigning supreme!

#naughty #spicy #relationshipdrama #wildtimes

D25.
Me and my girl got ourselves into a damn car wreck—she was behind the wheel, smashed out of her mind. Cops hauled us off to the station. I figured she’d be a mess, sobbing, begging, swearing to quit the bottle. But nah, she struts into the cop’s office, comes out twenty minutes later looking like she just rolled out of bed, but with a sly-ass grin. In the car, she smirks and says she “handled it on the down-low.” ‘Cause wrecking the ride wasn’t enough, she didn’t wanna lose her license too. Oh, and by the way, she’s got a boyfriend waiting at home...

#drunkdriving #sketchydeals #hotmess #drama