A Jewish man and his sultry mistress are tangled in the throes of passion, lost in the heat of their forbidden dance.
Out of nowhere, a filthy cockroach scuttles right onto their bed, bold as hell.
The man raises his hand to smash the little intruder, but freeze— the damn bug opens its mouth and pleads,
"Spare me, man, I swear I’ll be of use to you!"
Well, hell, with a line like that, how could he kill it? So he lets the creepy critter live.

Then, a sharp knock at the door shatters the moment.
The woman gasps, pale as a ghost, “Oh shit, it’s my husband!”
Panic sets in— nowhere to hide, no escape in sight. Just when it seems they’re screwed, that same cockroach crawls back out, smirking like it owns the place, and says,
“ Yank your junk once, and you’ll turn into a cockroach like me. Yank it twice, and you’re human again.”
Desperate times, desperate measures. The guy gives himself a tug— poof, he’s a cockroach, scuttling behind the radiator to lay low.
Husband’s gone, coast is clear. Time to change back. He yanks twice— nothing. Yanks again and again, frantically pulling like a madman, but he’s still a damn bug.
Suddenly, a booming voice thunders from above:
“Want to know what happens next? Keep reading, you twisted bastard…”

#forbiddenlove #wtfstory #darkhumor #mindfuck

Ran into my first flame at the alumni reunion. We chewed the fat—old memories flooding back, tears spilling, the whole damn nostalgic mess. Feelings? Nah, they’re long dead, buried deep. But guess what? The next day, her husband blows up my phone: “Why the hell were you groping my wife, you dumbass? Want me to smash your face in?”

I didn’t even lay a finger on her, for fuck’s sake. Now this guy’s stalking me outside my job like a rabid dog. I’m an ex-boxer, could knock him out cold in a heartbeat. Him? Just some balding, out-of-shape nobody with a beer gut.

😐 - Try to talk some sense into him
👍 - Fuck it, bash his face in myself

#drama #firstlove #threats #showdown

D19. My old man’s a booze-soaked mess, but he’s got a heart of gold. Just the other day, he gambled away his entire pension and even his beat-up sneakers in a card game. Today, he stumbles in, hands me some random dude’s phone, and slurs, "Here, kid, the camera’s top-notch, perfect for snapping pics." Turns out, he swiped it from some poor schoolkid in the subway. And get this—it’s a freaking Samsung Ultra 24! Meanwhile, I’m stuck toting around my ancient piece of crap phone.

😐- Keep it, who cares
👍- Give it back, man, that’s straight-up theft

#familydrama #stolenphone #wtf #streetlife