Counter-Strike

How I Lost My V-Card in the Most Insane Way

So, I’m 21, and I’ve gotta spill the tea on how I lost my virginity—or, well, kinda didn’t. I was in my first-ever relationship with this total geek of a guy. Dude was obsessed with Counter-Strike, couldn’t give a damn about anything else. Anyway, I’m getting ready to meet him, feeling all cute and nervous, so I hop into the shower. I climb into the tub, and boom—the showerhead just crashes down. I’m like, whatever, I’ll turn on the water and fix it. But here’s the kicker: someone in my family always cranks the water to full-on beast mode. Next thing I know, this absolute monster of a jet blasts straight into my lady bits. I’m talking excruciating pain, blood everywhere, and me standing there in total freaking shock. I tell my boyfriend about this wild mishap, and guess what? The idiot doesn’t believe me, spews a bunch of crap, and dumps my ass.

#wildstory #firsttime #showerfail #wtf