Things not to say to your girlfriend:

Free lap dances if anime

Sorry I collapsed the waveform of the thread

It sounded like a helicopter shredding through a field of opera singers.

Catcalling A Transformer

Legoman didn’t fuck his mom

Poem of a short man

Wouldn’t ya know

He won't be having babies with some other hoe worm

Topples societies between fisting sessions with robots in abandoned buildings

"I'll chop off a testicle and serve it to my gran in a meatball sub"