Grifter Von Bone Spurs

You gotta have some seriously shit opinions to get fired by the Babylon Bee

Golden Girls Summer

There is a MAGA rapper calling himself "Stony Dudebro". You can't make this up.

There’s no law enforcement like no law enforcement

KEN PAXTON IMPEACHED LESSGO

Former Aid To Miami Mayor Francis Suarez (R) Convicted For Child Pornography, Not A Drag Queen Or Furry (source and info in comments)

Ok, that’s one corrupt Republican removed from office, 973 to go.

Three-lettered raven's master plan

I’m shocked. The speaker sounded sober this time

Shock of shocks. Criminals defending criminals.