The first wave approaches...

[OC] "I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage!"

Mexican food I feel always gets a bad rap compared to other food that runs through you

Just do the blackout indefinitely until they apologize

The funny part is, some guys would rather she do this when rejected rather than what some (emphasis on "some") women do when rejected.

Nothing like the classics

Smooth operator

I'm looking at you, Bleach.

Funny as shit, but goddamn

To be fair, he also politely endures my interests

Ye Old Rat Folk