It's not our fault we can't make a profit!

Whatever happens, it has been an honor spending the last decade with you fine folks

It really is though

I realize I've never really cleaned myself before. I was a dirty, dirty man.

How To Still Get Karma When Everything Is Going Dark

Got stuck in a hailstorm in Texarkana driving from Houston to Little Rock, so my GF and I found a bar...

“Where do we go after this?” “It’s been nice meme-ing with you” “Goodbye Reddit, it’s been fun”

Reddit CEO needs to quit

When my parents come over and tell me to clean

That there’s a ticket to heaven

This ‘57 bel air came in