My father-in-law always buys sauerkraut and leaves it in the refrigerator for up to a year past its expiration date. If I throw it away, he buys a new one a week later. He never eats it.

bonehurtingjuice

It really do be like that

and don't think I'm gonna stop there

its not that bad

Hug stretch? Face holding? Unclear

He's seen something

This is how my mom’s cat prefers to sit

What about it?

Pay the fur troll to go up the stairs!

There are rodents in the house....

A toothy streeeetch

He waited until the squirrel was long gone then decided to run up the tree.