Fact Of Life

We're not going to protest...?

Inspired by a post in /r/BrandNewSentences

Ppl wanna protest dumb causes when there’s other serious shit to protest

What about it?

OUT OF ALL THE DUMB SHIT TO PROTEST REDDIT IS RIDICULOUS. We have a housing problem. We have a homeless problem. We have a gun problem. Etc etc but ya’ll worrying about some Reddit app thing??? FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

World domination

Log in to tinder, roll the dice

There is an enemy in my map, what should I do?

Swing by the truck stop of subs - open 24/7!

What about it?

Pull up a seat at r/regards during the blackout!

Gum is the ultimate weapon

Holy hell

Why! We had a plan!