This stack of papers from my 10th grade school year is 2 feet tall.

Rock formation of the United States

When someone asks me about the new season

Logging into reddit and realizing that 95% of the subs you sub to have gone gone dark to protest reddit

What, oh, what happened to I-95 in Philadelphia?

What about it?

So what drove Dennis over the edge this time?

I am dyslexic and I feel like Charlie when I do my notes.

NY Times missed out

Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum _ _ _ _.

“I want this sushi dinner to be the tits” - Kanye West

Uncle Donald's favorite game, Ahtzee.

Me from now until August