Fuck this market and fuck my puts

I think my dad is regarded

I consulted an Oracle for my stock trading advice

No worries. Just borrow some more to pay for it.

Only one key matters on FOMC

"An average user of r/wallstreetbets" according to BlueWillow AI

2 percent inflation target is within reach

Now we can lose 24 hrs in Robinhood

Spotted a wild one in Montreal today

Adobe Calls from 5/30

What about it?

Still rocking these ADBE calls. Selling to cover cost basis will most likely trim down closer to earnings. Will let at least 50% ride into ER on Thursday. Hoping Adobe will continue a decent run into late this week. Rate hike discussion on Wednesday which will be interesting. Glad to see some gains and again will be pulling out slightly tomorrow. Also position: ADBE $500 6/23 Calls x39 Stay healthy out here!

Daddy Pow is looking forward to a hike tomorrow