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Rubber doormat stained my floor tile yellow. Any way to clean this?

What about it?

We’ve tried lemon and baking soda as well as magic erasers.

Before/After scrubbing with Barkeeper's Friend, any ideas how to get the stubborn spots out?

Giant stuffed tiger

What about it?

Hey so I've had a stuffed tiger since birth pretty much (I'm 17) it is huge and won't fit into my washing machine. I've slept with this thing on my bed the majority of my life. I had health issues so he remained in my closet for a while. I pulled him out now that that's resolved and it just occurred to me how little he's been cleaned. I've vacuumed him and maybe like a spot clean if something spilled but I'd like to actually wash him I just don't know how. Would upholstery cleaner and a carpet cleaner with an upholstery attachment work? My mom said maybe just wipe down the outside with detergent and warm water but that feels very surface level especially when I have allergies and I don't want him to accidentally get too wet and become moldy. I love Hobbs and id be miserable if I had to get rid of him. Although his face has a hard feel and I don't know what that's made out of. Attached pictures of the tag if that helps.

How to treat ground saturated with dog urine?

What about it?

Hi I have an 6 x 12 area by the back fence in my yard that my dogs use to pee and poop (good dogs). Is there something I can use to treat the area? Or a better ground cover? Currently it’s gravel over dirt. We are very good about removing the solid waste. My main concern is odor and flies. The dogs are walked regularly, so the go in the backyard between walks.

Help! Methylene blue stain on carpet

What about it?

Any ideas? Seems like straight isopropyl alcohol is the only thing that pulls up the stain using a wet vac, not too much progress though.

Something is etching our marble countertop...

What about it?

It's all over the countertop in little spots, so I don't think it's any cleaning agent we're using. I usually just clean it with dish soap and a sponge. I'm wondering what could possibly be causing this etching... More spots appear fairly frequently! Also, is there any way to seal or restore the counter?