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Being medium ugly is lit

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Time to think in basic mouth-words at the glacial fucking speed of talking

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That wasn’t a dream. It was a prophecy.

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“It appears to be inverting”

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like i'm a balloon deflating from the anus

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Food fetish

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Don't VR eagle dive into your carpet

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Damn right it's better than yours

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Wait until you see saliva under the microscope of a human after eating the booty

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