He called it a keto salad

What about it?

Vienna sausages, hard-boiled egg, and string cheese.

Billy Butcher hated that

Was quiet good but bit on the dry side

Deep fried Gushers

It’s still half a plate, I guess…

Eggplant fried in a washing machine?

Fries in a Pyrex cup

Quality has really gone down the drain

Impaled Burger

Not exactly plate-appropriate, but why pour a cocktail to the rim in something so unfriendly to drink from.

Ham clothesline