And I'm sure he's shocked when no one is interested

Neckbeard claims he isn't a pedo because he's only "romantically" attracted to minors.

Master forgive me... I do not wish to be naked

"keyboard for women"

Redditor trying to be empathetic (1000% Impossible)

What about it?

How the hell do you people keep failing at basic human empathy?

Someone I know posted this on FB just now...

Yes it is weird, and I'm sorey for him for having a friend like that

When Pedos mass report you for harassment, because you called them out.

This guy fits in just right here

Cant tell if it fits but cant help but to laugh at the morbidity

Found one in the wild.