So France is passing a law to penalize prostitution a bit more, and my boss told us "How are you guys gonna get by on the weekends now?" I replied "I know! I'm worried about your mom's business!"

Yes, CBS All Access costs $6/mo, but it also forces you to watch ads during the shows.

Thought of while browsing r/DungeonsAndDragons

I guess adding 3% profit margin indefinitely should be enough to cover reprinting menus

What about it?

Wouldn’t mind (would maybe actually appreciate) if it was a service fee/tip share that was split among severs and BOH

This one guy. The whole show…

It's 1a.m.

“No plastic packaging.” Proceeds to wrap it in plastic.

I just got an almost 3 hour add

My sister likes to take bites out of food, not finish it, and puts it back with the rest. She does the same with drinks as well.

My friends toothbrush

Didn't know this was a twist off, used my wall mounted bottle opener and it broke the bottle