Yeah, that'll show him!

When a bug gets away from me

So France is passing a law to penalize prostitution a bit more, and my boss told us "How are you guys gonna get by on the weekends now?" I replied "I know! I'm worried about your mom's business!"

Yes, CBS All Access costs $6/mo, but it also forces you to watch ads during the shows.

Thought of while browsing r/DungeonsAndDragons

I guess adding 3% profit margin indefinitely should be enough to cover reprinting menus

What about it?

Wouldn’t mind (would maybe actually appreciate) if it was a service fee/tip share that was split among severs and BOH

This one guy. The whole show…

It's 1a.m.

“No plastic packaging.” Proceeds to wrap it in plastic.

I just got an almost 3 hour add

My sister likes to take bites out of food, not finish it, and puts it back with the rest. She does the same with drinks as well.