Jeff, he who hath become one with dragons

Pringo, dweller of the tube, protector of crumbs.

Johari, the Fashionista

The Two Dudes, Who Foretold the Plague

Reddit, the API king

Lard Legs The Immovable

"Mysterious man wanted for infanticide of an innocent newborn"

If only there were a process that could have prevented this...like a red flag or something

Normally I’d blank the license plate.

What about it?

But then it wouldn’t be such fun.

Driving Adam Driver, Rachelsvparry/me, Acrylics, 2022

John Olivet Holding Rat Erotica, Unknown, 2023