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Glory To Spez Fucky-Wucky

Translation for the part in Hindi: "I earn more than your dad [insert slang]"....

Aging, Poison and AI

How else would you serve it?

Genius he was to think that

It did indeed make me stop and think

Did you expect anything else when he said "honey"?

you can hate me now

This is a pretty good one... two... three...