“I personally never poop because there’s so many proteins in poop used to fight diseases that the body recycles if you quit pooping, allowing you to fight covid and measles without a vaccine”

He’s a busy man you know! New interview, new excuse…

Donald's getting worried ....

Shhhh... Don't tell anyone they're declassified lol

What about it?

Just saying...

Just gonna slip that in there…

The Collapsed Bridge

Can you NOT use it in a sentence?

Hello, 9-1-1? I would like to report a murder at Fox News Studios tonight...

New ending to the movie "Clue" found: the movers did it

I always keep my golf shirts with my nuke secrets also, doesn't everybody?

yeah Toby, you and the boys are gonna defeat the tyrants...