"New girl at Greggs doesn't know the bacon to bap ratio yet"

Do not.

What about it?

(I’m portuguese and there has been a campaign at my office for blood donation. This is one of the questions/answers on the flyer they sent to the whole company. It’s in english because we have a lot of people working there from all around the world.)

Um

I'd rather take the risk of dying than needing a titanic Tier level two month journey on board of a art Noveau styled aerospace slug

Ladpole

Ant sex cuts off town internet

Why is her foot pregnant

Duct tape bikini

Getting condoms as a meme

Looking at breasts is a feminine trait.

Lost, but never forgotten.