Apparently it's really hard to tell them apart...

GOP Pardon Team Gets a Whiff of Another Indictment

I was told this was the game changer that would free Trump and make him emperor for eternity.

Yep

Makes sense

What are you gonna do, indicate me?

Since the DOJ wants to start investigating violations of the Hatch Act, here’s a clue:

Nobody does it like Trump

Employees must wash their hands after relocating boxes

Spoken from experience

If Trump was Captain of the Titanic