Wise words from a wise man

BY GAWD, ITS PRIGOZHIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

I can't say I expected this on my Bingo card, but here we are

Sorry, I'm bad at hands 🫳👈

Submersible? No, thanks, we got a civil war.

Catastrophic implosion

I guess you could say it performed sub-optimally...

Free Willy (With the purchase of a Willy of equal or greater value)

Russian telegram droppin bombs

Too many onlyfans bots on reddit.

Remembered for the rules I break