what should i do in this position? im white btw

What do I do in this position (I'm white btw)

Here is a picture of the Knook (Because it looks cool)

If this post gets 2 upvotes I will double the sheldon condoms

Any tips on how to improve my elo?

Guys what to do in this position? (I'm straight)

What do I do? I'm black in this position.

If this post gets 289 upvotes, I will post optimal packing of 17 optimal packing of 17 squares.

If this post gets 2024 upvotes I will post with double the porn

If this post gets 2 upvotes, nothing happens

Guys my opponent captured my knight, wdid?