My foot was there first…

“Do you have my braincell?”

Teddy trying to have a thought

Would you elect him?

Overseeing the Orange Estate

"You cant leave without these"

What about it?

He sits next to daddy's shoes after work, to ensure he doesn't leave again!

Hi!

Found on a rightmove sub

In reference to a conversation mocking a person with developmental delays for ‘talking weird’

Did somebody order a lesbian baked potato?

"Stupid Dog! You make my setup look bad!"