" My dad could beat your dad in a fight "

Don't have to worry about birth control either

-gate?

Post-Wank naps just hit different

Random word of the day: salad

Hey look, an advertisement for a new website!!! (that's totally not a shock link)

The kind of API usage Spez approves of: scam crypto bots

The sad truth

You’ll never guess what happens next!!

Pure Joy

As easy as ABC